Dear Holy Father,
It has come to my attention that you can call one of the largest top secret archives your own and without any doubt it certainly contains the top most holy stuff known to mankind.
As with most every secular things, time is a factor, and so many memories might get lost or corrupted, if I may say so,
by bugs or other rather unholy creatures from down-there (you know what I mean) and it would be a great honor for me and us all if these valuable informations could be protected and conserved.
Pretty obviously I intend to apply for this job at this very moment. I’m looking forward to this great amount of responsibility and due to the fact that I cannot be called a religious man in any way – the risks of not surviving the Day of Judgement are pretty high, so I think it’s rather logical that – besides my knowlage regarding database, digitizing procedures as well as computer science in a general way and other sacrilegious things – I would be the most loyal employee you can imagine.
I am looking forward to get an audience, to discuss this nasty little problem as fast as we can – shall we say ?
(Not on Fridays, I don’t like fish)
Yours sincerely,
Jeff Smart
